gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

image

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

lamelohan:

shut up mom im trying to focus on my blogging

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

agent-newjersey:

Is that a LAVA CAKE?!

[WAR FLASHBACKS]

F̵̛̗̜͚̪̎͌ͨ͗̈́ͪ̏̃O̢͕̳̘̗̫ͩ̈́ͦ̂̓̉ͬ͊̑͟͠R̛̝̰̘̤̯̙͙̩̉͐̍̏ͫ̓͞ ̡̻͉̼͓̠̱̹̫̘̐̎ͣͩ͐̕Ṫ̬̩̬͚͕̟͚͈̮́̂̓̃H͉͕̩͉̬͎̝̺͋̈͗̋͐̐̄̀͘E̴͎̟̮̤̺̲̗ͬͥͭ̀ͥ̓ ͈͈̼͚̜ͤ̍̎̊̋̉̃͡͡ͅK̨̗̪͎̘̬̘̏̀̉ͅI̬̖͔̼͛̂͌̒ͫD̡̺̼ͭS̜͉̥͙̯̲̮̓ͯ̄̉̀͐ͪ̿̚

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING